You know, no matter who gets elected as our next President, they are still just human beings. They have ZERO dominion over the eternal spirit. They are just punk-ass lames compared to God, who can rightly be considered the President of Heaven. And Jesus is like the Vice President. I guess the Holy Spirit would be Speaker of the House, or whatever the heavenly equivalent is. It doesn’t matter, y’all get my meaning on this metaphor right? These reasons are why I am making the focus of this blog entry ‘religious motivation in politics- and the dumbass bullsh*t fools who don’t give it up to God.’ Y’all better recognize the fact you’re going to Hell and burning like the World Trade Center if y’all don’t accept Jesus Christ into your heart as Lord and Savior, you damn fool assh*les!
Here’s the message: GIVE IT UP TO GOD.
My black brothers? Give it up to God!
Whites? Give it up to God!
F*ggots? Give it up to God! (And stay away from ‘da back door’ you queers)
B*tchs? Give it up to God!
Chinese? Give it up to God!
Hindus? Give it up to God!
Towelheads? Forget it. (God
is done with your asses. Just get ready for hellfire you dumbass savages!)
There is only ONE true religion, CHRISTIANITY. I may be a Baptist, but any sort of true Christianity can probably get your ass into heaven (Baptists 100% chance, yo. Represent!). Mormons can go f*ck themselves. I hope they all burn in hell. Burn with the Muslim, the Hindu, the Jew, the chink and the Atheist. Speaking about Atheists, dayam, these motherf*ckers are so far away from the light of Jesus Christ they are gonna burn extra hardcore. These motherf*ckers have got one hell of a righteous, indefatigable, soul-searing SMACK DOWN coming from the universe’s #1 asskicker- GOD. Y’all better recognize and GIVE IT UP TO GOD before it’s too late for y’all’s non-believing asses.
Man, those Atheists are the stupidest, most foolish, mentally deficient, and (by their own design) most blasphemous motherf*ckers on Earth. That’s God’s Earth btw. GOD'S EARTH!Them and their evolution and ‘science’ are a joke. Hey Atheists- why don’t y’all suck my d*ck and shove your astro-physics up your non-believing assh*les, ok? F*ck you Atheists. Jesus saves.
John 3:16 READ IT.
Much love for everyone in the light of Christ,
-RoRo
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Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Voting brothers, God, and getting really 'real' with gays for once
In this world, so salaciously festooned with the depraved works of the wicked, picking a President should be seen as a sacred duty. Like naming your children, choosing your charities and even, yes, the model of car you drive (Escalade? Hell no to the ghetto- I drive a BMW like a white man, I have arrived b*tch!). Yeah, you heard me right! Now Giuliani is the man, he's in- if people vote like me. But I am concerned, worried, confounded and perturbed by the thought of my brothers and sisters blindly voting Democratic as is our tradition. Hey. It’s understandable because of history. When George Washington went to Africa to buy slaves (this happened, though you don’t read it in most history books) it was emblematic of the times, and of times that would continue for almost two hundred years- remember that. My people couldn’t vote until the motherf*cking nineteen sixties! If the man hadn’t been so nice in the end, we’d probably still not be able to vote. That is some damn f*cked up sh*t. So let no man, NO MAN, tell me I don’t know my history, or that I am not sympathetic to the reasons so many brothers vote democratic in such a blind, reactive way. And although I am sympathetic- most of my chocolate brothers are just pathetic. Bill Clinton was the first black president? Hell no, f*ck that. That man’s whiter than Casper the Friendly Ghost. And another thing- what the hell is he doing with that Monica Lewinsky? She’s white! If he was ‘the first black president’ he’d have nailed a sister in the Oval Office.
The brown people of the present, and more importantly, of the future- should get real and vote with their Christian righteousness- vote CONSERVATIVE and republican. We need to wake up and learn that to be like the white man is not forgetting who you are. Look at me- I’m black, AND I keep it real. I drive a nice car, have a good job and a family that’s going places. Sure I do a bunch of traditionally ‘white’ things. But so what? I don’t give a f*ck what my blind brothers back in the neighborhood think. Hell, I took my wife to a square dancing class last month! I listen to country (forget those ghetto gangsta hip hop fools!), I take horseback riding lessons and I eat at Black Angus at least twice a month, so you know I am legit. Hell son! I put the ‘black’ in Black Angus. Come to think of it, I could go for one of their bad ass appetizer platters right now! Mmmmm mmmmmm!
But I also think it’s near equally important to NEVER vote for a condidate that supports gay ‘rights’ or marriage or any of that sinful f*ggot sh*t. We have to put those swishes BACK in the closet and padlock the motherf*cker and throw away the damn key! Spreading their AIDS, their diseases, their sin, their depravity and devilish, diabolical and unnatural practices. To be a f*g is to be a blind fool. How can you NOT know your d*ck doesn’t belong up another dude’s assh*le? How stupid do you have to be- how blind- that you can’t see as plain as m*therfucking daylight that the b*tch was made for the man’s d*ck. The female- the b*tch, was MADE for a man's d*ck! They were literally created by God The Father to take a penis and then have shorties. And d*ck was made for the b*tch, to spead her wide and put that load deep inside!
END OF STORY.
The brown people of the present, and more importantly, of the future- should get real and vote with their Christian righteousness- vote CONSERVATIVE and republican. We need to wake up and learn that to be like the white man is not forgetting who you are. Look at me- I’m black, AND I keep it real. I drive a nice car, have a good job and a family that’s going places. Sure I do a bunch of traditionally ‘white’ things. But so what? I don’t give a f*ck what my blind brothers back in the neighborhood think. Hell, I took my wife to a square dancing class last month! I listen to country (forget those ghetto gangsta hip hop fools!), I take horseback riding lessons and I eat at Black Angus at least twice a month, so you know I am legit. Hell son! I put the ‘black’ in Black Angus. Come to think of it, I could go for one of their bad ass appetizer platters right now! Mmmmm mmmmmm!
But I also think it’s near equally important to NEVER vote for a condidate that supports gay ‘rights’ or marriage or any of that sinful f*ggot sh*t. We have to put those swishes BACK in the closet and padlock the motherf*cker and throw away the damn key! Spreading their AIDS, their diseases, their sin, their depravity and devilish, diabolical and unnatural practices. To be a f*g is to be a blind fool. How can you NOT know your d*ck doesn’t belong up another dude’s assh*le? How stupid do you have to be- how blind- that you can’t see as plain as m*therfucking daylight that the b*tch was made for the man’s d*ck. The female- the b*tch, was MADE for a man's d*ck! They were literally created by God The Father to take a penis and then have shorties. And d*ck was made for the b*tch, to spead her wide and put that load deep inside!
END OF STORY.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
My take on the Presidential contenders
The 2008 presidential candidates- man, oh man alive, how they do not impress my ass. I always find myself in a precarious series of quandaries during these most momentous and magnitudinal times. Worse than Superbowl, the Oscars, CMAs, all that sh*t. As an aggressive follower of politics of current events, no matter how many promises I make to myself NOT to watch the news shows or read the internet- I always crack and gobble it up. So I figure I’ma throw my hat into the ring and lay it down tight, so tight it’s gonna open the eyes of anyone lucky enough to share my mind. So read these words, and step in justice brother.
DEMOCRATIC HOPEFULS (the donkey):
-Hillary Clinton: I know this isn’t going to be popular, but I am an old fashioned sort of man, and I have old fashioned sorts of values. Straight up- I am not voting for a woman. And even if I was going to vote for a b*tch, it would not be this sanctimonious shrew Hillary Clinton. Have you heard that hag’s freaky fake laughter? Man, I can’t believe she doesn’t know what a funky-ass witch she sounds like. Like it’s gonna be Halloween 24/7 365 in the White House if the skank ever gets elected. No way will I ever vote for her, and I have made it very plain to my wife that she will not be voting for Hillary (aka Da Witch) either. I am the man of the house, and that’s how it is and always will be.
-John Edwards: Screw this guy. I don’t care for his little Ken-Doll looking façade or his down home condescending Southern Values. I may be a Red State dude at heart- but this is one Southerner I do not like. I see his lips quivering, but I don’t hear a word he’s sayin’. Turn the page on this one brothers. Move on. (But f*ck http://www.moveon.org/ !)
-Barak Obama: I have decidedly mixed feelings about this rather dubious brother, plain and simple. First of all, the motherf*cker has not paid his dues! He’s a freshman politician, he’s not experienced in politics. Sure the dude’s a charming and a charismatic figure, but so what? So’s Denzel Washinton- are we pushing him into the Presidency? Yeah, I thought so. And his ‘blackness’, his colors, his cred- I don’t even know what to think. This brother is some kinda weird African or something. As much as I am loathe to say it, he doesn’t really even seem black. I don’t know man, I feel weird about him.
-Dennis Kucinich: I’m sorry? Dennis Kucinich? Uh yeah, he’s got a chance to win, sure... NEXT IN LINE PLEASE! This little jingle-bell-shoed elf should be up north making Christmas cookies and not wasting valuable airtime with his pointless campaign nonsense. Yeah he’s progressive, ‘cause he’s making ‘progress’ towards making me burst out in laughter!
-Bill Richardson: I don’t know sh*t about this cat, but he’s got a weird lookin’ face and I don’t like it. He looks like a liar, like a sneaky slimy snake that wants to harm us. I am just talking about the way he looks. I don’t know anything about him or his career. I do know one thing though- he ain’t gonna win! BURN.
REPUBLICAN HOPEFULS (the elephant):
-Rudy Giuliani: This dude was all over 9/11. That is important to me, both as and American- and as a Christian man. 9/11 was the most important event to ever happen in world history. Well, except for the Bible and Jesus and sh*t, but you get my drift. Rudy is a hero- y’all hear me? A H-E-R-O.! And I know they are gonna bring up his divorces and all that other bullsh*t they always try and smear candidates with. The Democrats will excoriate an opponent over something like infidelity- but they sucked the greasy c*ck of Bill Clinton 24/7/365! Double standards is all they deal in. We need leadership in these trying times, and the only man, the ONLY man- who has demonstrated said leadership is Sir Rudolph Giuliani. Period, end of story, step off. (He could get a last name your ass doesn’t have to Google to spell right though!)
-Mike Huckabee: A tough one, a real tough one. This dude divides my spirit, my soul. I am a Christian man, and I observe the faith and pray to my Jesus daily. My kids say their prayers, I tithe, I even have a picture of Christ in my wallet and in my desk drawer at work. (I can’t have the picture on top of my desk because it’s a public education setting.) This guy, called ‘Huck’ for some gay reason, is a man of God, but he’s white like a sheet and I think he hates black people deep down. Well, I think so, I don’t know really. I don’t think I want him to get the nomination, so I hope God is ok with that. I’ll pray on it.
-John McCain: He’s a war hero, the man was in a tiger cage like in ‘Deer Hunter’ or something. He did his duty, took his licks and did it like a man. I like the guy, I could deal with him as President if he weren’t old enough to be Dick Cheney’s gym teacher, ok? He looks decrepit, and I hate to say that, but it's true. We need a man who’s got some vitality in him in the White House. Sorry John, we love ya, but give it up dude.
-Mitt Romney: He’s a Mormon! That is, in my opinion, (and everyone else’s too) a CULT. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is Scientology without Tom Cruise, ok? They not only say they love Jesus, but I heard they worship rocks and metal plates and sh*t too. They are polygamy supporters and want to subvert the US government. I have no idea how Romney could have got this far because of his 'religion'. Oh no, oh NO- I would never support a President like that. How many first Ladies are we gonna have? 2? 3? 10??? No way. Wake up brothers. Ah, it’s not that big a deal, I don’t see him getting the nomination anyway.
-Ron Paul: Another religious man (sorry God!), but he’s a throwback, an isolationist with a totally antiquated view of world politics. He’s against killing little babies (abortion), which I approve of, but the guy’s in the dark about the international components of US government. He needs to get real with himself and start paying attention. So no, I won’t be voting for this man.
-Fred Thompson: I saw this guy on ‘Law and Order’ (I love that show!), so if Giuliani tanks, he’s maybe my #2. If he can act that good, imagine how he could fool and trick those foreign dictator types. Kim Jong Il would be all charmed and sh*t- then BLAM- we take over before he knows what’s coming. That could work, if it were done right. The timing would have to be like ‘Mission Impossible’ tight though. I saw an issue of ‘Newsweek’ with an article about him at my Aunt’s house, so I’m gonna stop by after work soon to pick it up. It’s about time I start looking into this man’s politics. Yeah, I’m about that.
-RoRo OUT!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
DEMOCRATIC HOPEFULS (the donkey):
-Hillary Clinton: I know this isn’t going to be popular, but I am an old fashioned sort of man, and I have old fashioned sorts of values. Straight up- I am not voting for a woman. And even if I was going to vote for a b*tch, it would not be this sanctimonious shrew Hillary Clinton. Have you heard that hag’s freaky fake laughter? Man, I can’t believe she doesn’t know what a funky-ass witch she sounds like. Like it’s gonna be Halloween 24/7 365 in the White House if the skank ever gets elected. No way will I ever vote for her, and I have made it very plain to my wife that she will not be voting for Hillary (aka Da Witch) either. I am the man of the house, and that’s how it is and always will be.
-John Edwards: Screw this guy. I don’t care for his little Ken-Doll looking façade or his down home condescending Southern Values. I may be a Red State dude at heart- but this is one Southerner I do not like. I see his lips quivering, but I don’t hear a word he’s sayin’. Turn the page on this one brothers. Move on. (But f*ck http://www.moveon.org/ !)
-Barak Obama: I have decidedly mixed feelings about this rather dubious brother, plain and simple. First of all, the motherf*cker has not paid his dues! He’s a freshman politician, he’s not experienced in politics. Sure the dude’s a charming and a charismatic figure, but so what? So’s Denzel Washinton- are we pushing him into the Presidency? Yeah, I thought so. And his ‘blackness’, his colors, his cred- I don’t even know what to think. This brother is some kinda weird African or something. As much as I am loathe to say it, he doesn’t really even seem black. I don’t know man, I feel weird about him.
-Dennis Kucinich: I’m sorry? Dennis Kucinich? Uh yeah, he’s got a chance to win, sure... NEXT IN LINE PLEASE! This little jingle-bell-shoed elf should be up north making Christmas cookies and not wasting valuable airtime with his pointless campaign nonsense. Yeah he’s progressive, ‘cause he’s making ‘progress’ towards making me burst out in laughter!
-Bill Richardson: I don’t know sh*t about this cat, but he’s got a weird lookin’ face and I don’t like it. He looks like a liar, like a sneaky slimy snake that wants to harm us. I am just talking about the way he looks. I don’t know anything about him or his career. I do know one thing though- he ain’t gonna win! BURN.
REPUBLICAN HOPEFULS (the elephant):
-Rudy Giuliani: This dude was all over 9/11. That is important to me, both as and American- and as a Christian man. 9/11 was the most important event to ever happen in world history. Well, except for the Bible and Jesus and sh*t, but you get my drift. Rudy is a hero- y’all hear me? A H-E-R-O.! And I know they are gonna bring up his divorces and all that other bullsh*t they always try and smear candidates with. The Democrats will excoriate an opponent over something like infidelity- but they sucked the greasy c*ck of Bill Clinton 24/7/365! Double standards is all they deal in. We need leadership in these trying times, and the only man, the ONLY man- who has demonstrated said leadership is Sir Rudolph Giuliani. Period, end of story, step off. (He could get a last name your ass doesn’t have to Google to spell right though!)
-Mike Huckabee: A tough one, a real tough one. This dude divides my spirit, my soul. I am a Christian man, and I observe the faith and pray to my Jesus daily. My kids say their prayers, I tithe, I even have a picture of Christ in my wallet and in my desk drawer at work. (I can’t have the picture on top of my desk because it’s a public education setting.) This guy, called ‘Huck’ for some gay reason, is a man of God, but he’s white like a sheet and I think he hates black people deep down. Well, I think so, I don’t know really. I don’t think I want him to get the nomination, so I hope God is ok with that. I’ll pray on it.
-John McCain: He’s a war hero, the man was in a tiger cage like in ‘Deer Hunter’ or something. He did his duty, took his licks and did it like a man. I like the guy, I could deal with him as President if he weren’t old enough to be Dick Cheney’s gym teacher, ok? He looks decrepit, and I hate to say that, but it's true. We need a man who’s got some vitality in him in the White House. Sorry John, we love ya, but give it up dude.
-Mitt Romney: He’s a Mormon! That is, in my opinion, (and everyone else’s too) a CULT. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is Scientology without Tom Cruise, ok? They not only say they love Jesus, but I heard they worship rocks and metal plates and sh*t too. They are polygamy supporters and want to subvert the US government. I have no idea how Romney could have got this far because of his 'religion'. Oh no, oh NO- I would never support a President like that. How many first Ladies are we gonna have? 2? 3? 10??? No way. Wake up brothers. Ah, it’s not that big a deal, I don’t see him getting the nomination anyway.
-Ron Paul: Another religious man (sorry God!), but he’s a throwback, an isolationist with a totally antiquated view of world politics. He’s against killing little babies (abortion), which I approve of, but the guy’s in the dark about the international components of US government. He needs to get real with himself and start paying attention. So no, I won’t be voting for this man.
-Fred Thompson: I saw this guy on ‘Law and Order’ (I love that show!), so if Giuliani tanks, he’s maybe my #2. If he can act that good, imagine how he could fool and trick those foreign dictator types. Kim Jong Il would be all charmed and sh*t- then BLAM- we take over before he knows what’s coming. That could work, if it were done right. The timing would have to be like ‘Mission Impossible’ tight though. I saw an issue of ‘Newsweek’ with an article about him at my Aunt’s house, so I’m gonna stop by after work soon to pick it up. It’s about time I start looking into this man’s politics. Yeah, I’m about that.
-RoRo OUT!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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